Hallo Fucking Ween.

I love, love, love Halloween! Besides the fact you get to dress in revealing outfits for no reason you also get to mess with people. And we all know how much the Shepards love that(;

So this Halloween me and Curly decided to be menaces to society and fuck with the younger kids. Not like the little, little ones, like the eight-year-olds; that's just messed up, I mean the twelve and thirteen-year-olds who think they're such hot shit.



So anyway the plan was I was to answer the door and Curly was to hide in the bush outside armed with a blow-horn and multiple apple pies. It was gonna be a great night.



Curly dressed up like a ninja; all out black. Black hat, black sweat-shirt jeans, converse, and just everything. Meanwhile I just gave up on looking good for the night, too much effort I decided. I just left my hair down wavy and wild, threw on a gray sweatshirt and jeans, and my dolphin slippers :D

Anywaaaay, nine 'O clock rolled around and door bells started a ringin' soon enough we had a couple of angels at our house(; how too small, the prime age. There were three kids. Two girls and a boy. One girl had short wavy brown hair and was dressed up as a hippy, another chick with long red straight hair was dressed up as a wizard and the boy was dressed as a lumber jack. I can't wait to scare the shit outta these punks I thought as I opened the door. "TRICK OR TREAT!" They answered as I opened the door, I nodded to Curly who replied with a salute to me. "Here ya go kids...,I said as I placed Snickers, Milky Ways and various other goodies in their little nap-sacks." Then all of a sudden a blow-horn sounded and the kids dropped their candy and whipped their heads around in terror where Curly was waiting with fresh pie! He slapped in each other their faces and took off around the house into a pile of leaves we had strategically placed.

But what I was not expecting was the little lumber jack to take a razor blade out of his back pocket and sprint after my brother screaming, "I'M GONNA GET YOU BITCH!" The girls stood there cracking up with pie covering their faces.

I to them, "Is that one of you two's boyfriend?" The brunette replied with a smirk, "That's my older brother."